#178: Mandingo (@DanteNero)

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Ari Shaffir

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🗓️ 4 August 2014

⏱️ 171 minutes

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Summary

Dante Nero came over to my apartment to tell me about his days as a stripper. Dante use to work all over New York under the name "Mandingo." It's a life filled with debauchery, sweaty women, and cash. Nick Youssef joins me for the intro and we get majorly sidetracked with talk about Mexicans who don't understand that videos aren't real life.

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0:00.0	Then I will just jump up and run and grab one lighting, you know like the DJ lighting and then climb across the lighting and
0:07.5	Then dropping somebody's lap. I was fucking nuts. I was really nuts. I've over a table roll out and land in my head first and somebody's
0:16.6	Lap my head in the lab
0:30.0	So much better when the stripper is grind
0:37.0	Well I find it's quite a thrill
0:42.0	Which he rides me in surf will
0:47.0	Yes lap dances so much better when the stripper is grind
0:53.0	Hello everybody welcome to our ishafair scepter. Thank let me see if I got the settings right 43
1:01.3	Always a perfect 43 Nick use of his here with me to introduce today's episode what what do you use your resume at Nick?
1:08.4	I'm just laughing because after this many episodes you're still like oh let me check my settings
1:13.0	Well, no, it's usually the same but every once in a while because I had to do one I
1:17.5	Recorder one of Montreal. Okay, and so then I had to like it was on this thing, but it was like way louder or way softer
1:24.8	They gave it to me an MP3 instead of wave whatever. Yeah, I don't even know what my settings are
1:29.2	I had them set for me and then that's it. Yeah, that's the easiest way to do it
1:33.0	Yeah, and people ask you like I don't know now if the settings ever somehow changed your podcast is canceled forever
1:39.5	I don't know what to do. It's like when when the piano guy wouldn't have his
1:45.1	Remember on Monday nights you would have sketch comedy in there and on Tuesdays
1:48.9	Belinda Foster for a while and then they had it was like clean
1:51.8	It was not she had the clean comedy Monday
1:54.7	Uh-huh
1:55.2	Remember the openings were just on Sunday. Yes, and then because Monday was sketch night. I was not here for that
2:00.8	You wouldn't early so I was a reason of course
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