#175: Sir Fuxalot (@MarkNorm)

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🗓️ 14 July 2014

⏱️ 118 minutes

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Summary

Mark Normand met me at Tompkins Square park one day. We sat in the grass, took in some sun, and talked about all the women he's been sleeping with. Mark has been going buck wild since his breakup. He's pretty much boning a new girl every 2 days for 2 months. I've never seen anybody on such a tear.

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0:00.0	Chameleon loves your virginity to a girl almost three times your age.
0:03.0	Yeah.
0:04.3	2.95 times your age.
0:06.1	All right.
0:06.8	It was December 30th, 1999.
0:08.9	No way.
0:09.4	Yes.
0:09.7	The day before the millennium changed.
0:11.8	So it was New Year's Eve Eve.
0:13.2	Yeah.
0:13.7	So why 2K?
0:14.6	There was a buzz in the air.
0:15.8	Yeah.
0:16.3	People were weird.
0:17.5	I'm 16.
0:18.2	I'm in New Orleans.
0:19.0	It's me and five or six friends.
0:20.4	We go to the quarter.
0:21.1	We're like, tomorrow there's a big party.
0:22.4	Tonight we'll go to the quarter.
0:23.8	You got to go to the quarter in New Orleans.
0:25.4	Some matter that it come on, save my soul.
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