#176: I'm Watching The Game
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 680 Ratings
🗓️ 29 March 2017
⏱️ 27 minutes
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2- I’ll investigate, if its ok with you, boss.
3- Hey, Tomi, turns out they hate women too. Who knew?!
4- No leggings except on supermodels.
5- Our bad service is better than your bad service.
6- Everything great in 7.1 seconds.
7- Vegas, baby, Vegas! Get the handcuffs.
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden, and I want to welcome you to episode 176 of my podcast, who's paying attention. |
| 0:23.4 | It's been an interesting week. |
| 0:25.3 | Trump care was shot down. |
| 0:27.2 | Actually, shot down before it could even fly. |
| 0:30.2 | The house saw they couldn't get enough votes. |
| 0:33.5 | Ryan saw he couldn't get enough votes. |
| 0:35.2 | So they killed the bill. |
| 0:36.9 | Donald Trump was upset. And here's my |
| 0:39.4 | question. How can you make America great again if you can't do it by taking away health care |
| 0:46.0 | from the poor and the elderly? I mean, we got to save money for rich people's tax cuts somehow. |
| 0:51.6 | No doubt Putin is very upset and shit rolls downhill. So you know, Putin got |
| 0:56.6 | mad, laid into Trump. Trump got mad, laid into Ryan and Ryan is sitting there crying. |
| 1:03.1 | Here Paul Ryan was talking about how back in college during Keggers, him and his friends |
| 1:08.2 | would sit around dreaming of one day removing part of the social service net that was actually paying for his college education. |
| 1:16.4 | What an asshole. |
| 1:18.0 | Well, that's that. |
| 1:19.4 | It'll be back. |
| 1:20.2 | They'll come up with a new way of doing it. |
| 1:22.0 | Speaking of assholes, I saw a video of some Trump supporters, young drunk college kids, white men. |
| 1:28.9 | Imagine that. |
| 1:30.5 | Chanting, build the wall while on spring break in Cancun. |
| 1:35.8 | Cancun, Mexico. |
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