Hi, this Alonzo Bowden. I want to welcome you to episode 175 of my podcast, who's paying attention.

And yes, I know I'm late.

I've been goofing off.

I'll explain that in a minute.

So what I miss?

Look, I know I missed.

You didn't miss anything without me.

I love you guys for listening.

But we know last week the German Chancellor Merkel was here and our

President Little Hands wouldn't shake her hand. After hugging Barack Obama and being awkwardly,

perhaps creepily touched by George Bush, Trump wouldn't even shake her hand.

He did try some nonsense about her being wiretapped or listened in by Obama and saying,

we have that in common.

I guess that's his attempt at a joke.

I don't know, but it was, you know, like I say, you know it.

I know.

Brilliant memes on the internet of the look on her face when he's talking.

It is truly comical, the look of real world leaders when they actually encounter Donald Trump in real life.

So I miss that.

I'm aware of it, but you know about it.

You didn't need me on that one.

Fill in the jokes or get a Twitter account.

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