#177: Please Don't Shoot The Bears

Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

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Politics, News, Comedy

4.7 • 680 Ratings

🗓️ 6 April 2017

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Summary

1- UNC is #1!
2- School is like UBER, so you can’t go.
3- My bible says, "Go Nuclear."
4- I’ll hunt you in your sleep when it's safe.
5- In the long run, would you like to be shot, stabbed, or beaten?
6- No, Rachel, you’re not Nigerian either.

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0:00.0	Hi, this Alonzo Bowden, and I want to welcome you to episode 177 on my podcast, Who's Paying
0:22.3	Attention and started off with great news.
0:25.8	Well, great news for me anyway.
0:27.8	University of North Carolina won the NCAA tournament.
0:31.0	If you listen to me, you know I'm a big Carolina fan.
0:34.0	Great game, well, no, great win, horrible game.
0:37.6	The referees just made it ugly.
0:39.5	But Carolina wins.
0:41.1	Carolina's the champ.
0:42.4	I love it.
0:43.0	I'm happy.
0:44.4	And let's see.
0:45.7	It took the NCAA 10 minutes for their first ads selling National Championship Carolina merchandise.
0:55.2	Yeah.
0:56.2	Jay Billis, who is a great basketball announcer and probably the only great thing to come out of Duke.
1:02.0	Well, no, Dr. Ken came out of Duke, and I love Dr. Ken, but definitely the best thing to come out
1:07.0	of Duke basketball because Jay Billis is honest about how they take advantage of the players.
1:12.0	So within 10 minutes of North Carolina winning the national championship, there's an ad from the NCAA selling national championship merchandise.
1:22.5	And at the top of the ad is a picture of three players from North Carolina.
1:26.9	Now, you may or may not know this, but there is a big lawsuit going on brought by a former
1:33.0	UCLA player, Ed O'Bannon, about the NCAA using the images of college basketball players
1:39.6	to make money.
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