#174: Drug Kurtel (@KurtMetzger, @KerenMargolis, Winston, @AriShaffir

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Ari Shaffir

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🗓️ 7 July 2014

⏱️ 136 minutes

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Summary

Kurt Metzger had me over to his apartment in Harlem to talk about drugs. Kurt has always been that one friend that everybody has who can always find anything you're looking to do. From weed, to pills, to coke, Kurt has always been able to find it. And he's tried everything. Keren Margolis picks up the mic from time to time, too.

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0:00.0	One time, dude, I went to the hospital because I...
0:03.5	I don't know if I was or didn't.
0:04.7	I thought I was or didn't on Coke,
0:05.9	but I collapsed in the street in Williamsburg,
0:09.6	or a green point.
0:12.3	So I called an ambulance and I had to go,
0:15.3	I was in like the heart section, you know?
0:18.1	This sucked.
0:18.9	I was in this heart section.
0:19.8	You know, the coronary ward.
0:21.8	Yeah.
0:22.8	And I fucking was in a hospital bed all night
0:26.2	and they were playing this animal abuse dog show
0:28.8	on TV.
0:30.5	So I'm just laying there feeling like shit,
0:32.1	looking at like burned dogs.
0:34.7	It was horrible.
0:36.8	What a nightmare.
0:37.5	Anyway.
0:59.5	Hello everybody.
1:00.6	Welcome to Ari Shafirs.
1:01.8	Hey, I like the sound.
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