The following is an archived podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for Podcast Recovery.

This podcast is entitled Operation MK Ultra for Weed.

It is the first and only episode of the podcast.

Welcome to episode one.

Is this thing?

Oh, okay, here we go.

This is for codename Operation MK Ultra 2, colon MK Ultra for weed.

We're at session number 37, running a session number AD034232.

Corporate author on the report goes to Mr.

Silly's corporate chemicals working in conjunction with the U.S.

Army chemical report on EA 223,

dimethyl help to perin, also known as a synthetic analog of THC.

We are operating as Silly Labs in the basement of the Monsanto HQ in the city of

Terre Haute, and running this session with our test subject today will be me, Professor Dips,

and our liaison from the United States military, Lieutenant General B.S. Maxwell.

That is right. Professor Dips. The commandering chief sent me here to oversee and

surveil all operations on this premise. On this what? On this premise.

On the premise? On like the narrative premise?

No, on the premises, like on the building type of premises.

We have received a local stream of volunteers legally obligated to secrecy regarding the nature

of these experiments.

Our focus today will be on our latest test subject who has requested the code name Ding Dong. Ding Dong is a 5-foot-10,

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