I'm sure everyone wishes we would drown in a ditch or a gutter or whatever instead of succeed,

but unfortunately things are going just fine for us.

And in fact, they're going so fine that we're going to do a live stream festival thing

to show how fine we're doing.

It's on Saturday, June 5th, and this is true.

We're contractually obligated to tell you about it.

Basically, it's a bunch of podcasts and bands, and plenty of them you've heard on E1.

Every Time I Die, featuring Keith Buckley of E1 fame is going to be there.

Zola Jesus will be there, as made famous by the E1 Miami song.

And, of course, New York Post Punk Revivalists, the Chapo Trap Houses will be there as made famous by the E1 Miami song. And of course, New York post-punk revivalists, the Chapo Trap Houses, will be headlining.

So basically, we're trying to do a thing that's completely independent.

And the more tickets we sell, the more it proves we can pull this stuff off in the future.

So it's worth it to actually support us and buy the ticket and all that.

You're just going to have to do it.

Otherwise, we're going to start doing lease of mattress ads.

The streaming platform is called Frequency,

and it's from the people who do the Pickathon Festival,

so you can trust them, you know.

And it's one of those online names where they take a

really generic word and remove all the vowels from it so tickets are at f rqnc y. live slash f rqunc y1

but i'll just put the link in the episode description so you can just click it um oh yeah and

it's cheap to buy tickets cheaper to buy tickets this week than in the future,

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