#173: Beijingaling (@DesBishop, @ComicDaveSmith)

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🗓️ 30 June 2014

⏱️ 165 minutes

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Summary

Des Bishop met me in a park in Beijing to tell me all about China. Des is a comic from Ireland by way of New York and he moved to Beijing a couple of years ago to learn Mandarin to try to do standup for Chinese people. He came as an outsider and after almost 2 years there, he's made quite a few observations about the country and about Beijing in particular. What a cool thing about podcasts that I can record these with minimal effort on the other side of the planet. Dave Smith joins me for the intro and outro.

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0:00.0	Look at that kid, his fucking butt is open on that.
0:02.0	Oh, oh, that's a really good, that's a good thing for you to see.
0:05.0	What?
0:06.0	It's a complete cultural difference.
0:07.0	They don't wear diapers.
0:08.0	They just open ass.
0:09.0	I'm not kiddle pisser shit whenever he needs to.
0:11.0	He's probably maybe doing that right now.
0:13.0	He's right actually.
0:14.0	Yeah.
0:15.0	He's just playing.
0:16.0	He just crouches down and then it just opens up.
0:18.0	Yeah.
0:19.0	So they have just openings in their pants.
0:21.0	The other kid there, there's little kids peeping out.
0:23.0	Yeah, it's lovely.
0:24.0	Yeah.
0:25.0	So you're gonna picture that later.
0:27.0	That's an awkward picture to take.
0:28.0	That's good.
0:54.0	Yeah, I didn't see that one at all.
0:56.0	Yeah, and I feel like Jay got him.
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