#173: I Was Having A Good Day

Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

All Things Comedy

Politics, News, Comedy

4.7 • 680 Ratings

🗓️ 7 March 2017

⏱️ 18 minutes

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Summary

1- Trump behaved...
2- Well... for 2 days then Obama tapped something.
3- Who didn’t talk to Russia?!
4- Ben Carson: Now my day is ruined.
5- Repeal healthcare, my day is worse.
6- Burlington was nice.
7- In my country, Glock equals confidence.
8- Did I mention that asshole Ben Carson?

Transcript

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0:00.0	Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden and sorry, I want to welcome you to episode 173 of my podcast, Who's Paying
0:24.0	Attention?
0:24.7	And I want you to know I was feeling good.
0:27.5	You understand?
0:28.3	I was feeling good.
0:29.6	The Clippers won tonight.
0:30.8	They beat Boston as two wins in a row.
0:33.4	Came from behind the first half.
0:35.0	It was great.
0:36.1	You know, feeling good.
0:37.2	Good game. Then, hmm, even know, feeling good, good game.
0:38.1	Then, hmm, even last week wasn't too bad.
0:41.9	You know, Donald Trump gave a speech.
0:44.0	He gave a speech to Congress.
0:45.8	And it was considered a good speech.
0:48.5	And well, that's because that bar is pretty low.
0:51.3	A good speech means he didn't start foaming at the mouth. He didn't start
0:55.3	yelling about hating anybody. He didn't attack Merrill Streep or anyone from the Oscars. He
1:00.3	more or less stayed on script. And they were like, that's brilliant. Very presidential.
1:05.4	He didn't even tweet. He didn't stop in the middle of the speech to tweet. So good for him.
1:10.3	It was a great speech.
1:11.7	And I lasted for two days.
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