#172:And The Oscar Goes To...
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 680 Ratings
🗓️ 28 February 2017
⏱️ 24 minutes
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Summary
2- Gary from Chicago is da man.
3- I wouldn't do dinner and neither will he.
4- You don’t agree.
5- What level is your racism?
6- I agree with W.
7- Shaqtin' a fool.
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this Alonzo Bowden, I want to welcome you to episode 172 of my podcast. |
| 0:21.6 | Who's paying attention? As always, I thank you for tuning in. |
| 0:25.3 | And I got to give a special shout out and a thanks to Bananas Comedy Club in Hasbrook Heights, New Jersey. |
| 0:30.9 | I was just there over the weekend, and I got the rust off. |
| 0:34.2 | I'm back on dry land. |
| 0:36.1 | As many of you know, I spent a month working the cruises, |
| 0:40.4 | jazz cruise, smooth jazz crews, 80s crews, et cetera. And it's a different kind of comedy |
| 0:45.6 | than what I do in clubs. So I made it back last week. I went to bananas, a little rusty, |
| 0:52.4 | but I got the feel. I loved it. That club's always a lot of fun. So a special shout out and thank you to bananas. A little rusty, but I got the feel. I loved it. |
| 0:55.5 | That club's always a lot of fun. |
| 0:58.3 | So a special shout out and thank you to bananas. |
| 1:01.7 | So last night, we're the Oscars. |
| 1:07.5 | And as you may or may not know, I'm not a big awards show guy. |
| 1:09.2 | You know, they're okay. |
| 1:10.0 | I get it. But it's not, well, obviously, I missed the show because I was on a plane. Let me tell you some. Anything that happens on a Sunday, I miss because I'm on a plane. Super Bowls, playoff games, award shows, the Walking Dead, you name it. Lanzo, did you see it? it now it was sunday i was on a plane like i said |
| 1:30.4 | i'm back to work back to my office the airport anyway so i missed this but i saw the highlights |
| 1:38.0 | because how can you not see the highlights i saw the screw up on best picture congrats to moonlight |
| 1:43.5 | that was great. |
| 1:45.3 | It's just funny. |
| 1:48.1 | And the winner is, oops, wrong envelope. |
| 1:51.0 | Shouldn't they have someone to check that? |
| 1:53.0 | But anyway, it worked out. |
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