172: Get in Touch with Your Glitter Side

Dear Hank & John

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4.9 • 8K Ratings

🗓️ 14 January 2019

⏱️ 43 minutes

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How do I stop receiving so many Peeps? Why do I have to sneeze immediately after I put on mascara? How do I use a bus? And more! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected]! Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn.

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0:00.0	[♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪
0:01.4	[♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪
0:03.3	[♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪
0:04.3	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.
0:06.6	Gory's up for Think of It, Dear John and Hank.
0:08.4	It's a comedy podcast where two brothers answer you questions,
0:11.5	give you to be a advice and bring you all the week's news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon.
0:16.6	John, yeah.
0:18.6	As you know, Dear Hank and John, it comes out on Mondays.
0:21.7	And a lot of people are sad about Mondays because I got to go back to work and then you get a case of the Mondays.
0:27.9	I like to think that Dear Hank and John is like a little bit of an antidote to that.
0:31.7	But also, it's important to remember that just two days ago, it was a Saturday.
0:36.9	A Saturday was a Saturday.
0:41.3	Even Saturday.
0:44.9	I mean, usually I kind of like grown at them, but you liked that one.
0:51.6	That one was great.
0:53.2	Now you got to give me your good news.
0:56.5	I think the murder rate globally, it's better.
1:04.5	We're doing a better job of not killing each other.
1:07.5	Humanity has actually never done this good of a job overall of not killing each other,
1:14.8	except for maybe in 2000 like 11.
1:18.0	We had like a couple years there where we were really crushing it in the field of not killing each other.
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