171: Our Pasta-Making Robot Overlords

Dear Hank & John

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4.9 • 8K Ratings

🗓️ 7 January 2019

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

What do I do when all my friends hang out without me? Are beans basically small potatoes? How do you smuggle a swan internationally? And more! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected]! Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.
0:07.0	It's a comedy podcast where two brothers answer your questions, give you to be used to
0:13.2	advice and bring you all the weeks news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon.
0:18.4	John, I just recently uploaded my 1000th picture to Instagram and do you know what that means?
0:24.2	What does that mean?
0:25.7	That I have uploaded my first InstaKillagram.
0:31.7	Ouch.
0:33.7	Does it hurt you?
0:35.2	Yeah, it's like a very minor stab wound.
0:38.3	Oh, it's like a paper cut.
0:41.6	You can't, there are no minor stab wounds.
0:44.0	No, no, not like a paper cut.
0:46.1	It's sharper than that.
0:48.3	It's pointier than that.
0:49.3	Like a ballpoint pen or something, just in the fingertip.
0:53.8	Oof.
0:54.8	Anyway, you want to hear some good news?
0:56.3	Yeah, hit me with that good news.
0:58.7	It's the new year.
0:59.7	It's 2019, 2018 is in the past, 2019 is here.
1:03.4	The new year has always caused for celebration because it means that we made it both as individuals
1:08.4	and as a species into a completely new year.
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