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Hey, this is episode number 171 up.

Excuse me, that's illegal.

The podcast that takes a hardcore look, get some softcore crimes.

I'm your boy, Lerra, coming at you. Straight out of the closet with a tale about a lawyer who specializes in protecting potheads. He's a real man of the people, and I can't wait to tell you all about him.

My apologies, guys, if my voice sounds extra sexy and raspy right now, I got the dreaded man cold,

but we'll soldier on. I got to give a

shout out to Hannah for getting me on to this one. A couple months ago, she sent me a news clip

about our runaway model from the previous episode as well, and I realized I forgot to give her credit.

So double shout out. Thanks, girl. The ideas are always appreciated. What do you say we get into it? But first, a joke to set the mood. A man smelling of alcohol and weed sat next to a priest on a bus. The man's clothes were ragged and dirty. There was pink lipstick on his collar and an almost empty bottle of rum sticking out of his

pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. A few minutes later he turned to the priest and said,

Tell me, father, do you happen to know what causes arthritis? The priest replies, my son, it's caused by

sinful behavior, spending time with prostitutes,

abusing alcohol and drugs, an unclean body and mind, and disrespect for others.

Damn, replied the drunk before returning to his newspaper. Thinking about what he said,

the priest tapped the man on the shoulder and apologized for being too stern,

trying to be empathetic. He asked the man how long he has had arthritis. The man answered,

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