172- The Wild Wild Walmart

Excuse Me, That's Illegal

Leroy Luna

True Crime

4.9 • 966 Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2026

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Kids. Cocaine. Hatchets... Just a typical night at the popular retail chain! 👮🪓😅 Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/excusemethatsillegal⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Paypal- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.paypal.me/excusemethatsillegal⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Podcast Magazine Voting- ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://podcastmagazine.com/hot50⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Holla atcha boy: Email: excusemethatsillegal@gmail.com Facebook: Leroy Luna Facebook Group: Excuse Me, That's Illegal Twitter: @real_leroy_luna Instagram : @real_leroy_luna Tiktok- @excusemethatsillegal.pod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This podcast may cause dizziness, confusion, bloating, uncontrollable laughter, and in some cases, anal leakage.
0:10.9	Listener discretion is strongly advised. Hey, this is episode number 172 of.
0:31.2	Excuse me, that's illegal.
0:34.0	The podcast takes a hardcore look. Get some softcore crimes.
0:38.5	I'm your boy, Leroy, coming at you.
0:41.2	Straight out of the closet with two tales of insanity at everyone's favorite retail juggernaut.
0:46.5	Walmart.
0:47.5	Well, maybe not everyone's favorite.
0:49.3	That could be a stretch.
0:50.9	But it's one of the most well-known, at least in North America.
0:55.6	I think we can all agree on that. Shout out to Arlene, who sent me a crazy story idea from Walmart. Had a couple mugshots of a
1:03.2	strange-looking man and woman, and the headline read, homeless couple found living in Walmart
1:08.7	attic with hot plate, meth lab, and 42-inch LED TV.
1:14.2	After attempting to do some research, I was disappointed to find out it was fake news.
1:19.1	Would have been cool, though. I want to watch that Roofman movie starring Channing Tatum on Paramount
1:24.3	Plus. Just haven't had the time yet. It's a true story about this Jeffrey
1:28.3	Manchester dude who escapes from prison and hides out in a Toys R Us. Looks awesome.
1:33.9	But anyway, when Arlene sent that story, it made me realize we haven't saved money, lived
1:38.7	better in quite some time. That's the Walmart slogan, save money, live better.
1:44.2	That started in 2007.
1:46.3	Well, after my time, I was a proud Walmart employee from 2000 to 2002.
1:51.3	Okay, I confess, proud might be a slight exaggeration.
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