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which means if you were to buy a four cheese pizza,

you'd basically be getting one of the cheeses for free.

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This podcast may cause dizziness, confusion, bloating, uncontrollable laughter, and in some cases, anal leakage.

Listener discretion is strongly advised.

Hey, this is episode.

This is episode number 170 of.

Excuse me, that's illegal. The podcast that takes a hardcore look,

get some softcore crimes. I'm your boy, Leroy, coming at you. Straight out of the closet with a story about a woman who's both bold and beautiful, like the soap opera, you know?

Thankfully, I never really watched it.

When I'd visit my grandma, she'd watch The Young and the Restless, and that show would come on right after.

But then she'd let us change the channel.

Anyway, this is an interesting story, and I can't wait to tell you all about it.

But how about this weather we've been having?

Crazy, right? Can't wait for

winter to be over. Ah, always a silly thing to say, as you guys are all listening in different parts of

the world. When I start talking about the weather, that means I'm running low on small talk.

Rasping at straws. So what do you say we just get into it? But first, a joke to set the mood.

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