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Rents Due!

16: Stay Within The Stanchions

Rents Due!

Helium Podcast Network

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

5.01.1K Ratings

🗓️ 12 January 2021

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Todd and Shaun talk a little about the storming of the U.S. Capitol, recreational softball leagues, bar sports, bourbon, they play a segment of Noun Town and a new version of Top 5.

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Time Stamps and Talking Points:

00:00:00 - 00:08:00 Capitol siege and sore losers 
00:08:40 - 00:16:10 Adult softball leagues 
00:16:10 - 00:17:10 Bar sports 
00:17:10 - 00:21:10 Shaun and family moving across country
00:22:40 - 00:35:10 Noun Town
00:35:10 - 00:39:25 Bourbon and other booze  
00:44:25 - 00:50:30 GBP Family feud: Top 5 Civil war companions 
00:50:30 - 00:54:50 GBP Family Feud: Top 5 ways to lose a finger 
00:54:50 - 01:02:00 High Notes
01:02:00 - 00:03:05: Shaun remembers his story

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Some years ago a crack commando comedy unit were given jobs above their pay grade.

0:08.0

These men promptly were put on leave and escaped to an underground podcast

0:13.4

staccade in an unknown location.

0:15.9

Today, still unwanted by big media,

0:19.2

they survive as comics of fortune.

0:22.1

If you have a problem, if no one else can help and you can find

0:26.3

them, you can listen to guns blazing. You were you shopping as an adulting today you were shopping as an adult?

0:40.0

Todd I don't know I got this weed that I smoked and it made me want to run errands do

0:46.0

and knock out responsibilities not go to my to-do list that's been fucking

0:51.1

rocking for months and months and handle it.

0:56.0

This is the weed that all parents would approve.

0:59.2

The weed that makes you a more responsible and diligent person.

1:04.8

I did, I mean, dude, I went to the post office.

1:08.9

I cleaned, I organized, I paid off old parking tickets and shit.

1:15.0

No, not parking tickets.

1:16.5

Tolls part of holes because there's nothing worse than getting rammed up the

1:21.9

butt with a total amount of $12 in tolls but after

1:27.5

forgetting about them and not knowing about them end up costing you $500.

1:31.8

It's the worse and you can't like pay the toll as you go anymore because unless you have the

1:37.2

easy pass thing or whatever because no one's manning the toll booths so So when you travel now, you gotta wait to get the shit in the mail.

1:46.1

And I mean, who checks the mailbox?

1:48.8

What kind of idiots are just sitting around checking their mailbox on a daily or even weekly basis.

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