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Woodbine: A Parkdale Haunts Production

16: SERVICEBERRY

Woodbine: A Parkdale Haunts Production

Emily Kellogg & Alex Nursall

Society & Culture, Comedy, Fiction, Drama

4.6900 Ratings

🗓️ 29 October 2025

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

The only way to keep a secret is to tell no one. The second you tell another person, it's out and it has a life of its own. Grace's secret is carried in Bea, but the shadow it casts is spreading. Lennox knows this and he'll use it to his advantage, she knows that. But he's not the only one who knows, and the shadow grows longer and longer and touches more and more. Oh, and just a reminder that the AGM is coming up, so hope to see you there! You will have to be there. You wouldn't want people talking now, would you? CONTENT WARNING: N/A Featuring the voices of: Emily Kellogg as Grace Alex Nursall as Bea Ian Boddy as Rhys Rob Deobald as Lennox J Strautman as Hollis Vanya Drakul as Bob Dracula Taylor Davis as Aurelius Adil Lakhani as The Maestro Kat Letwin as Wilhelmina Shaun Oldfield as Michael and B Marsollier as the Hacker Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall  Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme by Phil Wright Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy Recorded at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Pirate Sound⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Artwork by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Andy Kelly⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Distributed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ You can find us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@woodbinepodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Support us on Patreon at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/parkdalehaunt⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Here's the truth about AI.

0:02.0

AI is only as powerful as the platform it's built into.

0:05.0

ServiceNow puts AI to work for people across your business,

0:09.0

removing friction and frustration for your employees,

0:12.0

supercharging productivity for your developers,

0:15.0

providing intelligent tools for your service agents to make customers happier.

0:19.0

All built into a single platform you can use right now.

0:23.3

That's why the world works with ServiceNow.

0:26.5

Visit ServiceNow.com slash UK slash AI for people.

0:29.8

Thank you. The

0:40.3

The The first time I used my powers, it was by accident.

1:14.6

Lennox had left me to find my way back from a particularly bad encounter we had with some

1:20.6

less than savory characters.

1:23.6

And back then, it wasn't business. It was just survival.

1:28.2

And Grace and I were taught to survive through Lennox's own distorted love.

1:33.8

See, he had sent me to collect money from some vampiric associates.

1:37.3

And they didn't want to pay.

1:39.5

And so I ended up killing most of them, but I was overwhelmed.

1:44.8

And I almost didn't make it out.

1:47.5

It was terrifying.

1:49.8

In my panic, in the last moments before I knew, the man standing above me would crush my skull

1:56.0

and leave me a broken husk, I could think of nothing but the only place I knew as mine.

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