169: Christopher Bratt's Nazi Bum-Eggs

Regular Features

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4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2015

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Matt and Steve and Log are joined by Special Guest Chris Bratt! Matt doesn't like television, Steve has a cautionary tale to share, and Chris shares wisdom from a flimsy book that's all about Tinder.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to episode 169 of the regular feet.
0:04.6	Oh, hang on.
0:05.4	No, wait, wait, wait.
0:07.1	You're missing out an important number joke there, aren't you?
0:10.6	169.
0:12.8	It's like a mutual sucking each other off with your mum watching.
0:17.3	She's the one.
0:19.0	Why are you shagging that person?
0:20.6	Your mum's the one. This is the one. Why are you shagging that person? Your mum's the one.
0:22.5	This is the new bingo cora. 169. You suck in a man's cock while he socks your cock while
0:27.8	your mum watches next year. She's the one. Bingo.
0:31.4	You want a toaster. Yeah. It was an auspicious day that we have an episode so
0:36.5	sexually charged and we're joined by another man i'm just
0:41.3	going to slap my legs together i hope you can hear that to nats the arrival the one isn't
0:47.2	your mother we've got someone who's a guest who's had not been on it before chris bratters
0:53.4	rats chris bratters thank you very much the second ever guest on regular features. Do you mind if I... Chris, do you want if I pretend to hate you being here and then like a couple of minutes later I'll like embrace you? Okay, that's fine. I'll just like, the readers, they're going to be quite unhappy about this. Oh, God. But I'm going to, I'm going to ferry them on their journey to acceptance.
1:15.1	Okay, sure.
1:16.1	What's this prick doing here?
1:17.8	And who the fuck are you?
1:19.4	And I'm, I'm going to hate you as well.
1:21.8	Sorry.
1:22.2	You're both doing it now.
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