And that was because I normally step out quite a sudden and slope to my chair.

So that was my attempt to go.

Hello! Hello.

All right.

How is everyone doing on this fine, exciting Monday evening?

It's almost Christmas though, so it's fine.

Everyone can just be drunk all the time and everyone's employers understand and respect that. Yeah, it feels like Christmas is just an excuse-a-fucking Christmas as well.

Before we start, the rest, we've got some T-shirts for people.

So I'm going to shout out some names.

People who bought the T-shirts to pick up here.

Obviously, get a different kind of penis drawn on every

single back. That one's got three balls.

Regular peaches turning merchandise into content.

We're technically not allowed to sell these at Canal Cafe, but we've given them away for free.

We managed to get a loophole, so fuck you.

Tell us what we can't do

look Russell

if I hurt anyone

I'm really

if you catch it it's yours

Blair young

knocks your drink over

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