168: Sam Did Rogan! (Austin move?) + Netanyahu on PBD + Sam Gets Secret Love Letter From Fan

Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Johnny Woodard

News, News Commentary, Comedy, Stand-up, Politics

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 September 2025

⏱️ 120 minutes

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Summary

Sam recaps his Rogan experience and reads a surprising letter live on the show from a woman who wants to hook up with him. Also this week we talk Netanyahu on PBD, Amanda Seales getting WRECKED by other black people in debate, Kim Iversen being menaced, Marc Maron being a dick, and a new comedian embodying the Andrew Dice Clay spirit -- maybe a little too much.

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Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Transcript

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0:00.0	Warning.
0:05.1	Broken simulation.
0:06.4	Broken simulation.
0:08.4	With Sam Tripoli.
0:12.4	Welcome to Johnny Woodard presents Broken Simulation star Johnny Woodard.
0:16.6	We are in it.
0:18.3	We're in it.
0:19.3	We're back in the studio.
0:37.8	I missed it. Johnny forgot to bring his keys. I mean, dude, we've just been out of sync for so long. It's been a while. What was it? Like two, three weeks since we've done? Yeah, I think it's been three weeks, dude, because you went to England or wherever. You went somewhere over there in foreign... England and Scotland.
0:38.8	We got some mail that we got to read today.
0:41.5	We got mail? We got mail?
0:42.3	I mean, we got so much to get into, dude.
0:44.5	Why is it in a plastic bag?
0:46.1	I'll tell you why, dude.
0:49.0	So it's in a plastic bag because the thing was ripped.
0:53.0	Do you think they're trying to see if there's any checks in there? I do. I do. Yeah, of course they were. Oh, they're like, oh, sorry. It got ripped. Our bad. Oh, of course they were snooping on you, dude. So, lady who sent it to us, we're sorry that it's been ripped. If you did leave a check for us, it's gone's gone dude you know they do that with sneakers like
1:13.0	sneaker heads getting their sneakers stolen all the time by the post office and uPS they get
1:18.7	an empty box unbelievable so we'll read this today from shout out johnny you know what everyone's
1:25.7	been doing is there i have so many people are going going to send me watermelon Zins, which is a crazy
1:31.1	story, Johnny.
1:32.2	So yesterday on Conspiracy Social Club, Ryan, who is the Bordop guy, was in a place where
1:40.7	they sold Watermelon Zins?
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