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Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
Johnny Woodard
4.9 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 25 August 2025
⏱️ 99 minutes
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Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Warning. Broken Simulation. Broken Simulation. With Sam Tripoli. |
| 0:15.1 | Yeah, welcome to Brokinson Live. We love your feedback. We love your feedback. |
| 0:22.3 | This is a show we're doing. |
| 0:23.4 | We're going to do a live version of the show just for all you broken. |
| 0:26.7 | And then this is, we're going to actually start doing, answer your questions on the Patreon. |
| 0:32.4 | They'll be started next week. |
| 0:33.6 | So you get out of Patreon and you ask questions and we read them live. |
| 0:38.9 | It's patreon.com slash broken simulation. |
| 0:41.6 | Broken simulation. The show has been fire. All my shows have been fire. |
| 0:47.1 | You haven't had one show that wasn't fire ever? |
| 0:49.8 | No, I've had some bad shows for sure. I've had some. |
| 0:53.1 | What was like, what would you say like like, of the tinfoil hats? |
| 0:56.7 | What would you say was like the worst or of punch drunk, go all the way back to bad boys, |
| 1:02.9 | international bad boys? |
| 1:04.3 | What would you say is like the worst show by any standard? |
| 1:07.4 | Whatever you worse. |
| 1:08.3 | I mean, there's one episode that ended a podcast so that was pretty bad |
| 1:12.9 | we made up since then probably a lot of my fault i couldn't get sober so i'll take the hell on that um |
| 1:20.0 | then there was the episode on broken sim where the guy was so elusive he wouldn't answer questions |
| 1:26.4 | so i ended it after 15 minutes even and i love |
| 1:29.8 | this is way before you this was back in the uh um all things comedy days and wait was that the church |
| 1:39.0 | of satan guy or what him no there was the um storm clouds gathering guy who like, he hasn't uploaded in like years, but his content was fire. So he just wouldn't answer questions. He's like, well, I don't know. You know, I'm like, okay, this is done. We got to go by. That's not funny. That's probably one of the worst. Is that out no no you should publish it we should put it |
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