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Planet Porky

Personal Journals, News, Society & Culture, News Commentary

3.8 • 646 Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2021

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones may claim that time doesn't exist on Planet Porky but that doesn't mean that their latest podcast isn't due.

Topics include: Exercising during lockdown, Pamela Anderson's latest marriage, Andrew Ridgeley, Chelsea's decision to sack Frank Lampard, Roman Abramovich, Elaine Paige's exploits on and off stage, the moral dilemma of dolphinariums and zoos, whether teachers should be prioritised for the vaccine to get kids back to school, Charlotte Cornwell vs. Nina Myskow, why it's a mistake to take on the press in a legal case, politicians trying to entertain, being forgetful at any age, Ioan Gruffudd, marital disloyalty, keeping the birds safe during the cold snap, and tidy gardens. Everything is rosy in the garden of Planet Porky of course!

Follow the show on Twitter: @PlanetPorky or Mike is: @MikeParry8 while you can find Lesley-Ann: @LAJwriter.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Okay, folks, a very good welcome.
0:24.8	Very good welcome.
0:25.7	What sound of an opener is that?
0:28.1	Welcome.
0:28.9	And you are listening, of course, to the latest episode, the latest edition of Life on Planet Porky, with myself the Portmeister.
0:36.3	And, of course, Ms. Leslie and Jones.
0:39.4	Good morning, Miss Jones.
0:40.7	Good morning, Mr. Parry. How are we doing today?
0:42.9	Very well, indeed. I say good morning, but of course, it could be any time of the day, couldn't it?
0:46.3	Because there are no clocks on Planet Porky, just one continuous ball, so to speak.
0:52.9	Now, how have you been...
0:54.1	It's a family been, Mr.
0:54.2	It's a family show, everybody.
0:55.9	It's a family show, absolutely.
0:57.6	Yes, yes.
0:58.4	Now, have you been, Ms. Jones?
0:59.5	Have you been out getting plenty of exercise?
1:01.9	I have.
1:02.6	Yeah, I've been sort of venturing out a little bit more,
1:05.1	meeting friends.
1:06.8	You know, I'm out the other side of a major manuscript and I've got a bit more time now to see my friends and so on.
1:14.8	I tend to be a bit tunnel vision when I'm working on a big book.
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