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167: Where's the beef? Oh, there he is.

Planet Porky

Planet Porky

Personal Journals, News, Society & Culture, News Commentary

3.8646 Ratings

🗓️ 26 January 2021

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones come bursting in from the cold to bring you the latest instalment of Planet Porky the podcast.

Today they wrap up warm to discuss: the winter weather, why women are more convincing than men, Caitlin Moran's use of profanity, Larry King, the NRA, Melania Trump's grand exit from the White House, what Boris Johnson and Joe Biden might have discussed in their first phone call, John Lennon's writing habit, Rick Wakeman, plastic surgery denial, living in colder climes, the last widow of an American Civil War soldier, elderly relatives, the football betting scandal of the 60s, Peter Swan, Porky's Frank Leboeuf story, David Ginola, pub snacks, Guns N' Roses, looking after your birds, an increase in the cost of your wine bill, and alcohol free booze. There won't be any of that on Planet Porky! 

Follow the show on Twitter: @PlanetPorky or Mike is: @MikeParry8 while you can find Lesley-Ann: @LAJwriter.

Or you can email us questions or comments to: [email protected]. We'd love to hear from you! 

Transcript

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0:00.0

Okay, folks, a very good day to you.

0:25.1

I say good day, because I don't know what time of day you're going to be listening to this latest podcast from Life on Planet Porky with myself.

0:32.7

And, of course, the rock chick writer extraordinaire, Ms. Leslie Ann Jones.

0:38.0

Ms. Jones, how are you coping in this sub-zero atmosphere, temperature, weather?

0:45.6

Call it what you will at the moment.

0:47.1

I love it.

0:47.7

I love this sort of weather.

0:48.8

How are you coping?

0:49.9

Yeah, quite enjoying it, actually.

0:51.4

I managed to, I think I saved somebody's life this morning.

0:55.8

A lady came off her bike on the crossroads up in Dulwich Village, so I managed to save her.

1:02.0

People were keeling over left, right and centre.

1:05.2

Really?

1:05.6

On the road, yeah.

1:06.6

On the ice.

1:08.3

Little kids falling off their bikes and all kinds.

1:11.4

So, yeah.

1:12.1

Yeah, it's been a bit dramatic today so far, but I'm very happy to be here.

1:16.4

Yeah, what happened to the woman on the bike?

1:19.0

She literally slid on the eyes and she went over the handlebars.

1:23.4

Oh, God.

1:24.0

And landed smack on the road on her face.

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