168 National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
The Cine-Files
Steve Morris & John Rocha
4.8 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 4 January 2020
⏱️ 117 minutes
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In case you didn’t know, the holidays aren’t easy and nothing was easy about recording this episode. Between stomach viruses, sick kids, busted travel plans and stressful holiday parties, The Cine-Files had to work extra hard to record this episode with our special and generous guest, animation executive Michael Ross. Not going to lie, this episode went a little off the rails but Steve and John, both needed a good laugh and they 100% got it. We hop you will too.
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Steve. I am often reminded at this time of year of the phrase the best laid |
| 0:06.2 | schemes of mice and men, which comes of course from the Robert Burns poem to a mouse. |
| 0:12.1 | Now I won't bother trying to pronounce the original Scottish, but the English translation |
| 0:16.6 | of the seventh stanza reads, |
| 0:18.8 | But mouse, you are not alone, improving foresight may be vain. The best-laid schemes of mice and men go often |
| 0:25.7 | askew and leave us nothing but grief and pain for promised joy. Our goal in cinnophiles was to deliver a nice holiday treat and plenty of time for your various |
| 0:36.0 | celebrations. We've done our research, made arrangements with our guests, the biggest Christmas |
| 0:40.6 | vacation fan I know, animation executive Michael Ross, and were all ready |
| 0:44.8 | for what we were certain would be a fantastic recording. |
| 0:48.4 | Then, like the titular character and Burns' poem, our best laid schemes went irreparably |
| 0:54.0 | askew. Now I was the first to fall to that stomach virus and unfortunately not the |
| 0:58.8 | last. We scrambled a bit to reschedule for that week, but between jobs, holiday parties, and |
| 1:04.4 | travel plans it simply wasn't meant to be. And you know what? There's something |
| 1:08.8 | strangely fitting about unforeseen disasters thwarting an episode about what is arguably the biggest Christmas disaster movie in the history of film. |
| 1:18.0 | Although Die Hard certainly gives it a run for the money. |
| 1:22.0 | So we've rescheduled our recording of |
| 1:23.8 | Christmas vacation to this coming Thursday and barring any future |
| 1:27.3 | disasters our plan is to have it edited and uploaded by Saturday morning. So if you haven't seen it, check out the post holiday sales |
| 1:35.2 | at our website cinnophiles.net, where you can buy or |
| 1:38.0 | string Christmas vacation, along with every other movie we've ever |
| 1:41.2 | reviewed. |
| 1:42.1 | And while you're surfing the web you might want to |
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