Hello and welcome to episode number 167 of the regular features. Is it 167 already? It is. Can you believe it? Although 168 is my favourite number, because it's the name of a bus that I was quite fond of. A bus, you say? Yeah. The bus of all numbers and stripes in this world. The 168. What a bus. Took me how many a time. I feel like I should ask. Where did it go? It went actually... I don't care where it goes. I'm Steve. And I'm the third person on the podcast. The fuck your bus. All about the puck your bus. I feel oppressed by your brand of fun, Steve. Sorry. I was just getting really boring, really quick. I was about so. It was a bus that every day went past the Hellraiser's on the bus stop thing. You know, I think it became an urban legend. You know about that? Oh, that's what you get for being a bumping Susan. Oh, I know. Yeah, the book on the bus stuff. Yeah, it was a VHS case of Hellraiser. There was always one on top of the bus for years. I got a bit disappearing going around you, Matt. You stink. I squashed it with my hand. Wow. You're safe now. Steve, your oppressive brand of thumbs continuing apace. I could see another flying thing over there as well.

You got an infestation.

Oh no. Oh, it's like that last episode of Doctor Who, where there was flying things in the air. I haven't seen it yet. I haven't watched A Dodder Who. Oh, very good. It's very good. I'm surprised at how many people I say, Are you gonna what do you want to stay behind and watch Dr. 2 at the pub time?

I'm gonna show upstairs in our little room.

And do they say, Are you going to, do you want to stay behind and watch Doctor Who at the pub? I'm going to show upstairs in our little room.

And do they say, no, fuck off.

It's a programme for cunts.

And I'm leaving your pub now.

You get a really rough crowd in there.

No, no.

I just think a load of people think Doctor Who is a programme for cunts.

Yeah.

I think that sometimes, even though I really like it. I dabbled in it when it was Matt Smith and I watched

all the Matt Smiths and go.

I like young

hot doctors. Matt Smith is not hot.

I wish I was Harry Pondry.

Matt Smith is a big

Play-Doh punchy man face

Looks like he's been a bit of Play-Doh face

Who's been punched

Well, I must admit I didn't fancy him myself

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