I Was Paid $50 to Kick Him in the NUTS! - Trail Mix #120
Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson
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5.0 • 3.1K Ratings
🗓️ 16 February 2026
⏱️ 33 minutes
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Summary
In this mini episode we share listener submitted stories about a camper who went looking for romance and found a job pitch that was completely nuts, a camper on a revenge body journey that got a little too cheeky, and a camper who packed for every family emergency except the one that actually showed up.
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| 0:00.0 | Uh, counselor, there's a raccoon stuck in the vending machine. |
| 0:05.2 | That's so annoying. I wanted a snack. |
| 0:07.9 | Welcome to Trail Mix. |
| 0:09.4 | Our mini episodes from Camp Counselor's podcast. |
| 0:12.1 | Each week, the stories come from you, are Camp Shady Birch Campers. |
| 0:15.4 | We want to hear your juicy gossip. |
| 0:17.1 | Top secret confessions. |
| 0:18.8 | Embarrassing and scary stories. |
| 0:20.5 | And sprinkle in our sage counselor advice. |
| 0:23.5 | Trail Mix is for the campers. |
| 0:25.1 | And God, do we love you. |
| 0:28.8 | Hey, happy campers. |
| 0:30.9 | Welcome back to Trail Mix. |
| 0:33.5 | This is our mini episode where we read listeners submitted stories brought to you by listeners like you. |
| 0:43.1 | Thank you. |
| 0:44.8 | I got a little spooky with that one. |
| 0:46.1 | I don't know what happened. |
| 0:47.1 | So update in my career life. |
| 0:49.8 | Please. |
| 0:50.3 | Everyone's asking. |
| 0:51.1 | Everyone's like, how is the career? |
| 0:53.8 | So I just gave away. |
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