167 • How Are You? Episode 4
MONKEY TENNIS - The Alan Partridge Fan Podcast
Monkey Tennis
4.5 • 563 Ratings
🗓️ 20 January 2026
⏱️ 37 minutes
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Summary
Alan's up a hill and we're down a rabbit hole this week as we play Top Tor or No Score and Batman: Returns. Infidelity, germaphobes and Peartree Cartography also come under the spotlight, and we ask: Is Jamie Demetriou wasted? How easy is shepherding? And how often have you just happened upon a choir in a cave?
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| 0:00.0 | I am hopping mad and I want something in the middle. Aha! Y'absolutely, y'y, absolutely. Monkey tennis? Bring, bring. There's a new chat in town. I had the last laugh. Don't! Monkey tennis? Little pierced my foot on a spike. With a chuckle, with a chuckle. Oh. Monkey tennis? Radical, awesome. Mega. B-Bongy tennis? tennis okay where's my assistant i do not know monkey tennis |
| 0:27.8 | edmunds is a total wazook of a guy yes yes yes yes and yes it's hotter than the sun they said |
| 0:33.2 | oh the hell is that look and this is great answer yeah monkey tennis of the net. The people who enjoy Alan Partridge will enjoy this podcast. The people who've never got it still won't get it. Hello and welcome to Monkey Tennis, the Alan Partridge fan podcast where we're making our way through the collected works of Norfolk's finest Alan Gordon Partridge. Right now we're up to episode four of |
| 0:54.9 | How Are You? It's Alan Partridge and after a slightly underwhelming episode last week, |
| 0:59.0 | we're hoping to hit new highs as we head into the countryside. I'm Adam Brooks and I'm joined by |
| 1:03.3 | Tom Dark. Skin for wings, but no feathers. Why? Nick Alder. Feeling down, get round. |
| 1:10.5 | And Tom Stab. |
| 1:11.6 | Despite a habit of passing off pre-prepared sentences as spontaneous thought, Trevor |
| 1:16.4 | proved to be genial company. |
| 1:18.6 | So here we are, into the countryside, as Alan says, England has a very fresh breath, |
| 1:24.6 | Wales too, and if Scotland can finally be persuaded to bin the Siggies, |
| 1:27.7 | I'm sure her breath will be just as fresh. |
| 1:30.6 | So yes, a very countryside heavy episode. |
| 1:34.7 | And he claims that he makes films for the tourist board using a 365 degree stick camera. |
| 1:41.0 | A lot of stick camera action as well in this episode. |
| 1:43.4 | A lot of stick camera. Also worth noting that it's 360 degrees, isn't it? There's 365 days in a year. There's only 360 degrees in a circle. Oh, I didn't notice that. So it's impossible to have a 365 degree stick camera. Nice. Yeah, good detail. Speaking of stats that go nowhere, he says, being outdoors could do wonders for mental health. |
| 2:03.3 | Experts say, as much as 84%. |
| 2:05.5 | And then he never finishes the sentence. |
| 2:07.6 | Yeah, I really enjoyed that. |
| 2:09.1 | Yeah. |
| 2:09.6 | So, yeah, he's going up Mantor, a 17-foot-hundred high hill, another mangling of words at the top of the episode. |
| 2:17.8 | And unorthodox for us, but I think we're going to start with a game. |
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