166 • How Are You? Episode 3
MONKEY TENNIS - The Alan Partridge Fan Podcast
Monkey Tennis
4.5 • 563 Ratings
🗓️ 13 January 2026
⏱️ 41 minutes
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Summary
Where else would you get Fat Bottomed Girls, train risotto and robot middlemen? We also cover joke repetition, emasculated Alan and 'world firsts' as we hit Alan's midway point (ahem).
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| 0:00.0 | I am hopping mad and I want something in the middle. Aha! Y'absolutely, y'y, absolutely. Monkey tennis? Bring, bring. There's a new chat in town. I had the last laugh. Don't! Monkey tennis? Little pierced my foot on a spike. With a chuckle, with a chuckle. Oh. Monkey tennis? Radical, awesome. Mega. B-Bongy tennis? tennis okay where's my assistant i do not know monkey tennis |
| 0:27.8 | edmunds is a total wazook of a guy yes yes yes yes and yes it's hotter than the sun they said |
| 0:33.2 | oh the hell is that look and this is great answer yeah monkey tennis of the net. The people who enjoy Alan Partridge will enjoy this podcast. The people who've never got it still won't get it. Hello and welcome back to Monkey Tennis, the Alan Partridge fan podcast, where we're working our way through How Are You? It's Alan Brackett's Partridge. I'm Adam Brooks and I'm joined by Tom Dark. |
| 0:55.5 | I know you think she's probably just a sexy witch. |
| 0:58.7 | Nick Alder. Every crevice, every hole, bubble bath clean. And Tom Stab. You wouldn't hide drugs up your bum, would you? |
| 1:10.0 | So yes, welcome. You join us midway through Alan's latest |
| 1:14.4 | series for the BBC. We say for the BBC. We've established he didn't know it was going to be on |
| 1:19.2 | the BBC when he made it. And just to remind everybody, this is very much a pear tree production. |
| 1:24.8 | Alan has made this whole programme himself. And by God, it shows a pear tree factual. Alan has made this whole programme himself and by God, it shows. |
| 1:28.6 | A pear tree factual production nonetheless. Even more nuance than that. Yeah. I really think we need |
| 1:33.9 | a diagram of the various shell companies that operate under the pear tree umbrella because there's |
| 1:38.4 | infographics, cartagraphics, there's factual productions, there's Partridge Playhouse. Is that part |
| 1:44.0 | of the umbrella? |
| 1:44.8 | I don't know. |
| 1:46.2 | Maybe a listener with more time than us can draw that kind of that company diagram. |
| 1:51.3 | So we open with him broadcasting as if he's in Saudi Arabia, don't we? |
| 1:55.6 | We know he's returned from there recently. |
| 1:58.7 | And then it's obviously revealed he's in the Nexus Business Park. |
| 2:01.9 | Presumably, he's up at some godawful time of day, isn't he, |
| 2:05.6 | in order to pretend he's broadcasting live from Saudi. |
| 2:09.3 | It says on the wall, doesn't it? |
| 2:10.3 | It says 5am. |
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