168 • How Are You? Episode 5
MONKEY TENNIS - The Alan Partridge Fan Podcast
Monkey Tennis
4.5 • 563 Ratings
🗓️ 27 January 2026
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
We try our very best to carpe the diem this week, as we discuss the rifts in Alan's relationship, between Lynn and the law, and in the APU itself. Plus: Lynn's analogue Tinder, Alan finally tries stand-up, and we spot a return to sitcom territory.
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| 0:00.0 | I am hopping mad and I want something in the middle. Aha! Y'absolutely, y'y, absolutely. Monkey tennis? Bring, bring. There's a new chat in town. I had the last laugh. Don't! Monkey tennis? Little pierced my foot on a spike. With a chuckle, with a chuckle. Oh. Monkey tennis? Radical, awesome. Mega. B-Bongy tennis? tennis okay where's my assistant i do not know monkey tennis |
| 0:27.8 | edmunds is a total wazook of a guy yes yes yes yes and yes it's hotter than the sun they said |
| 0:33.2 | oh the hell is that look and this is great answer yeah monkey tennis of the net. The people who enjoy Alan Partridge will enjoy this podcast. The people who've never got it still won't get it. Hello and welcome to Monkey Tennis, the Alan Partridge fan podcast where we're working our way through, how are you? It's Alan Brackett's Partridge. And we're on to episode five. Thanks to all of you who've been in touch on Instagram at Monkey Tennis Pod, Twitter at the PartridgePod, Facebook.com slash the PartridgePod, or you've emailed the Partridgepod at gmail.com. There will be a special episode coming up containing all of your feedback, so do keep it coming. Thanks also to those of you who've thrown a few pounds our way at K0-Fi.com slash monkey tennis to help fund our lavish lifestyles. For example, I now sometimes |
| 1:16.5 | pay the taste of different surcharge when buying a meal deal at Sainsbury's. I'm Adam Brooks and I'm |
| 1:21.3 | joined by Tom Dark. Take your nose up on bottom. I've never met you before. Nick Alder. |
| 1:26.7 | We've got too many milks. Come on. |
| 1:30.5 | And Tom Stab. Alan Gordon Partridge met Katrina Ellis 13 months ago, began romantic liaison, co-purchased |
| 1:36.6 | record player on her credit card but kept in his house. Fancy fridge on his credit card, but kept in her house. |
| 1:41.2 | He replaces stylus. She ends relationship and requests appliance back. |
| 1:45.9 | Alan refuses, sort advice, end of story. |
| 1:46.4 | Send the letter. |
| 1:47.1 | Thank you and goodbye. |
| 1:51.3 | Quite possibly the best ever quote we've had at the intro of this podcast. |
| 1:52.6 | Awesome. |
| 1:54.3 | So yes, we'll get on to that. |
| 1:56.2 | Lynn versus the lawyer. |
| 1:58.6 | Lynn attorney is coming up. |
| 2:04.3 | But first, we open this episode with one of our favourite institutions, the Partridge Playhouse. |
| 2:09.8 | Obviously, Alan's troop of performers has been mentioned before in the APU. |
| 2:13.3 | And here we see them in 2020 tackling Dead Poets Society. |
| 2:16.7 | Now, I have to admit, I've never seen Dead Poet Society. |
| 2:18.2 | And I feel like that's a bit of a crime. |
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