167. Cardinal Ed in Top Gunners: Mad Rich

The Story Must Be Told

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4.8 • 530 Ratings

🗓️ 12 April 2023

⏱️ 37 minutes

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WOOOOSH! Kaboom! “I gotta fly this big bird REALLY fast!” Wow, aren’t airplanes neat? Gosh, what CAN’T the military-industrial complex do? If there’s anything, I don’t wanna know. Fly a jet into my eye and pop it out my heart, so I die filled with AIRPLANE. Inside Devon’s coma Liturgical Reading: “Cardinal Ed in Top Gunners: Mad Rich” A prophecy PROFOUND We return two weeks from now with a Story for your eager ears to gulp up like a hot hot soup. PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/tsmbt MERCH: http://BabyNeedsDaddy.com BOOKS: http://thestorymustbetold.com BROTHER REID ART: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ReidFarts

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0:00.0	1,027 bottles of pepper and corn, crow, crow on the wall.
0:04.7	1,027 bottles of pepper and corn crow croa.
0:10.8	Take one down, pass it around.
0:13.9	1 million, 20, 20.
0:17.2	Dang, I lost count again.
0:21.0	I'll just start over.
0:23.6	And one, two, three.
0:26.0	One million thirty bottles of pepper and corn crocoa on the wall.
0:30.3	One million thirty bottles of pepper and corn crocroa.
0:35.0	Take one down.
0:36.9	Pass it.
0:39.8	Oh, man.
0:42.2	This song gets boring after a couple of weeks.
0:45.4	Bap-d-do-do-do-do do.
0:49.8	What do people do in comas?
0:54.0	I feel like I should be learning a new skill, like Spanish or something.
1:00.0	I'm wasting this opportunity.
1:02.7	I wonder what Pastor Andrew and Brother Reed are up to.
1:05.3	And Trumps.
1:06.6	And Sister Callista.
1:09.1	I bet they're having fun.
1:10.8	Painting toenails, watching HBO in the basement.
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