Welcome back, congregants.

We're streaming live from Devin's Hospital room at Los Angeles Community Hospital.

We're in the first and final hour of the Wager a Wish Fundathon,

where listeners like you can wager a wish for Devin to get better.

Exclusively on, the story must be told Silver Streaming Plus.

We're about a half hour away from announcing the Wager-A-Wish Fund-A-Hour

of the Century, the brave congregant who threw caution to the wind and gave us all

their sticky chatter.

For those of you who tuned in last service, you already know that two weeks ago, brother and I home alone to the church after getting spus spoo-spoot when we watched Lady in the Water,

starring AILA's celebrity congregant Paul Giamatti.

And when he opened the front door...

Dog crack, splat, ugh, coma.

But when the story closes a booby-trapped door, it opens a barbed wire window.

And maybe if we wish real hard, he'll be a-okay.

For a small contribution, we'll wish real hard for Devin.

And as a bonus, you get a prize.

Some of you might be wondering, but how much money goes to Devin?

Good question.

Here's our first batch of wishes from congregants.

Congregant James M is wishing for Devin, and for that the story will bless you with a limited

edition poster of Master of Disguise, signed by Dana Carvey and director Perry Adeline Blake.

This has a cash value of up to five American dollars, people.

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