165 • How Are You? Episode 2
MONKEY TENNIS - The Alan Partridge Fan Podcast
Monkey Tennis
4.5 • 563 Ratings
🗓️ 16 December 2025
⏱️ 42 minutes
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Summary
Abandon your principles, strap on a jetpack (sorry, jetsuit) and join us as we discuss fake books, Alan's driving school and a rrrrather posh sports day.
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| 0:00.0 | I am hopping mad and I want something in the middle. Aha! Y'absolutely, y'y, absolutely. Monkey tennis? Bring, bring. There's a new chat in town. I had the last laugh. Don't! Monkey tennis? Little pierced my foot on a spike. With a chuckle, with a chuckle. Oh. Monkey tennis? Radical, awesome. Mega. B-Bongy tennis? tennis okay where's my assistant i do not know monkey tennis |
| 0:27.8 | edmunds is a total wazook of a guy yes yes yes yes and yes it's hotter than the sun they said |
| 0:33.2 | oh the hell is that look and this is great answer yeah monkey tennis of the net. The people who enjoy Alan Partridge will enjoy this podcast. The people who've never got it still won't get it. Hello, friends, and welcome to Monkey Tennis, the Alan Partridge fan podcast, where we're making it our way through, How Are You? I'm Adam Brooks, and I'm joined by Tom Dark. |
| 0:55.6 | You're panicking, Lynn. |
| 0:56.4 | Breathe. |
| 0:58.5 | You're allowed to breathe. |
| 1:00.0 | Wrong lane. |
| 1:01.1 | Nicolda. |
| 1:02.4 | The results have come back. |
| 1:03.9 | They're not what we'd have hoped. |
| 1:07.6 | There's no easy way of putting it, but I'm sorry to tell you, you're an idiot. |
| 1:10.5 | And Tom Stab no |
| 1:13.4 | okay sorry |
| 1:14.0 | composure |
| 1:15.8 | the Japanese |
| 1:16.8 | the Japanese |
| 1:18.5 | right |
| 1:21.8 | it's a good job I haven't got |
| 1:23.2 | low battery on my laptop |
| 1:24.2 | right okay I can |
| 1:25.1 | oh |
| 1:25.5 | it's been a while |
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