166: Do Not Enter the Secret Room

Dear Hank & John

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🗓️ 3 December 2018

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Why are human babies so useless? What's with Ohio's salad crackers? Why can't I use an umbrella in the snow? And more! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected]! Check out our other podcasts in the WNYC Studios network, SciShow Tangents and The Anthropocene Reviewed. Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn.

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0:00.0	John, we have to do a cold open this week
0:01.4	because I got something wrong in a recent podcast.
0:04.0	Was it the last podcast?
0:05.0	I think it was, I'm not 100% sure.
0:07.2	But steel does not disinfect itself.
0:10.0	Copper does, bronze does, but steel does not.
0:13.0	So don't lick subway handrail poles.
0:18.0	Also never listen to any of our advice.
0:19.9	And furthermore, don't lick copper.
0:26.5	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.
0:29.5	I'm George Ziper, think of it dear John and Hank.
0:31.5	It's a comedy podcast where two brothers
0:33.4	answer your questions, give you to these advice
0:35.3	and bring you all the week's news from both Mars
0:37.5	and AFC Wimbledon.
0:39.0	John, since January 1st, I have announced every morning
0:43.0	to Catherine that I am going for a jog.
0:45.0	And then of course, I don't.
0:47.5	It's my longest running joke of the year.
0:55.2	I've been listening to the pod a lot with Henry.
0:58.2	And he loves those jokes.
1:00.4	Like he loves the way you start the pod.
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