166: Do Not Enter the Secret Room
Dear Hank & John
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4.9 • 8.5K Ratings
🗓️ 3 December 2018
⏱️ 43 minutes
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Why are human babies so useless? What's with Ohio's salad crackers? Why can't I use an umbrella in the snow? And more!
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| 0:00.0 | John, we have to do a cold open this week |
| 0:01.4 | because I got something wrong in a recent podcast. |
| 0:04.0 | Was it the last podcast? |
| 0:05.0 | I think it was, I'm not 100% sure. |
| 0:07.2 | But steel does not disinfect itself. |
| 0:10.0 | Copper does, bronze does, but steel does not. |
| 0:13.0 | So don't lick subway handrail poles. |
| 0:18.0 | Also never listen to any of our advice. |
| 0:19.9 | And furthermore, don't lick copper. |
| 0:26.5 | Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John. |
| 0:29.5 | I'm George Ziper, think of it dear John and Hank. |
| 0:31.5 | It's a comedy podcast where two brothers |
| 0:33.4 | answer your questions, give you to these advice |
| 0:35.3 | and bring you all the week's news from both Mars |
| 0:37.5 | and AFC Wimbledon. |
| 0:39.0 | John, since January 1st, I have announced every morning |
| 0:43.0 | to Catherine that I am going for a jog. |
| 0:45.0 | And then of course, I don't. |
| 0:47.5 | It's my longest running joke of the year. |
| 0:55.2 | I've been listening to the pod a lot with Henry. |
| 0:58.2 | And he loves those jokes. |
| 1:00.4 | Like he loves the way you start the pod. |
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