165: We're Gonna Make It

Dear Hank & John

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4.9 • 8K Ratings

🗓️ 26 November 2018

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

What would it feel like to be microwaved? How do I get my dad to chill on Facebook? How do I confront my roommate about the ferret oatmeal baths? And more! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected]! Check out our other podcasts in the WNYC Studios network, SciShow Tangents and The Anthropocene Reviewed. Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.
0:06.8	Where's our first figure of Dear John and Hank?
0:08.8	It's a comedy podcast where two brothers answer your questions, give you a
0:11.7	debies advice and bring you all the weeks news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon John.
0:16.0	Yes.
0:17.0	Have you noticed that the bees haven't been out flying around?
0:20.8	Why haven't the bees been out flying around Hank?
0:24.4	Because they're in the hive for the winter.
0:26.4	Do you know why they like to stay in the hive for the winter?
0:29.4	I don't.
0:30.4	Swarm.
0:33.8	That's not a joke.
0:36.8	That one was really, that was, that was a little bad.
0:39.4	I feel bad about it.
0:40.2	Do you want another one?
0:41.2	No.
0:42.2	John, do you know how many bones there are in a human hand?
0:45.2	How many?
0:46.2	A handful.
0:48.8	That was better.
0:49.8	That was better.
0:51.0	But just for future reference, like the last thing that you should do when
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