Hello, this is Gav all by myself.

Unfortunately this week we don't have a brand new episode of regular features for you because

what I think is we were going to record on Monday and it's Thursday now but unfortunately Steve was making a newspaper

so I think because of that we couldn't.

So yeah, I'm blaming Steve basically.

And because of that, I thought, well, Steve's good, isn't he?

So I put together some of my favorite Steve features, starting with the very first one, which is a quiz that he did called Volcanoes or P-Defiles.

Now, it's funny to listen to this back because it happened years ago.

I should have written down on the date, but I haven't.

And we recorded this in the offices of future publishing, so technically they probably own this and all the money that we've made from Patreon since then.

But I won't tell them if you won't.

So now I believe it's time to move on to our...

This is special feature.

Well, that's not special. It's a regular feature.

It's a regular feature from Steve Hogan.

It's called What Am I, a Volcano or a Piedophile?

Nice.

Oh, fantastic.

I've got it...

Because we were at Nando's, as we've established,

and I think we started talking about the differences and similarities.

Similarities between pitfalls and volcanoes.

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