Hello and welcome to episode... I'm not ready yet. What are you doing, Lott? I'm here now, fine, ready. Hello, and welcome to episode 160th of the regular features podcast. 160. When we're right? It's going to. It's a milestone. It's how many degrees there are in an arbitrary-sized angle. I thought you were going to say in another and I'm like, well, most do 200,

most like 220, 200's the basic.

If it's, let's stand it.

Fan assistant, might go, 240, 260. I don't even know. I don't even know. Yeah, I don't want, I don't know. I don't want to know. Why would you put it for lower? Because it's I have a sister's.

Why would you look

something that hot

anyway?

You're just going to burn it.

I'll never be...

That's another one I wouldn't be climbing into.

No.

We'll never be an episode number of degrees

that would be... That's not one I wouldn't be climbing into. No. We'll never be an episode number of degrees that would be survivable of a human anymore. Ooh. That's sad. Ever since we got past, I don't know. Not even if we switched to Fahrenheit? Is it too late for a last minute conversion to Fahrenheit? I think, yeah, that's still going to kill people. Kelvin.

We're not having five people on the podcast. I've got too many people as it is. That's enough. No, Kelvin's. You can fucking call me. I called you Kelvin, mate. That's the worst thing you can call him. You know that. After 160 episodes, you know that. Get out of my oven. Steve, before we go on to some of your more major news, I just want to follow up on the, not the last podcast, but the last podcast that we recorded because, no, it's not true. Sorry, we're crossing our own dreams here. But anyway, you talked last time about how nobody ever splashes water on their crotch with the taps in the toilets and about how people just say they did. It's a myth.

Yeah, this is what you said.

You said that it never happens, right? I went on Snopes.com. And you were like, how people just say they got Splashwater as if it was this like shared conspiracy that everyone knows it's not true, but they just say it is and then everyone else accepts that it is. That is true. But I think it is, since we said that,

four separate times,

I have splashed water onto my crotch.

Sure you are, Kelvin.

Hiding your decline into

classic Kelvin.

Geriatric infertility and the incontinence.

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