159: Wrongular Features with Sean Bell

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 8 October 2015

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

This week Sean Bell comes back like a bad ghost to tell stories about when Matt Lees was almost a child. The RF Team put these stories under heavy scrutiny, and take all accusations deeply seriously. We apologise for any harm caused, and will look into the matter further. Follow Sean on Twitter: https://twitter.com/CaptainToss Check out his cool website about games: http://midnightresistance.co.uk/

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0:00.0	My name's Sean Bell. Welcome to Regular Features, my brand new show that I'm the king of.
0:04.4	Now, it's customary to do something with the number of the show, which is episode 151.
0:09.3	How am I supposed to? You can't. Think something up. We all do it.
0:12.5	What's wrong with you? Can't you think?
0:14.2	No.
0:15.4	Well, it's a palindrome. We've got that, 151.
0:17.9	Which backwards is also 151.
0:22.4	That's what palindrome means.
0:24.5	You're hot to trot today, Mr Bell.
0:28.1	Hey, me, welcome.
0:29.0	Well, I'll take it from here.
0:31.8	A very special episode of regular features today.
0:35.3	Can I talk in my normal voice now?
0:37.4	Yeah, I think so. Thanks, thanks. Permission accepted. We've splintered again to the four corners of the universe, Steve's in Austria, or at least is until five minutes from now. Was he doing in Austria? I don't know. He sent us a lovely picture of a place with gongs in where he was staying and I can only assume it's some corrupt business treat. Gav's somewhere else, I don't
0:58.9	know what. The man is just uncontrollable so there's no point asking him where he is because he'll
1:03.7	lie. I think he is in many ways a concept more than a physical being. He's sort of
1:09.9	everywhere and nowhere at once.
1:12.0	It's, yeah, you only have to
1:13.5	whistle in the correct way
1:15.6	and he'll coagulate around you.
1:18.4	Anyone of us could become Gavin at any time.
1:21.2	It's terrifying thought.
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