In the Fantasy City of Golden Lake, the Chili of Soup, the Goblins are phones, and murders are everywhere. These are the cases of Fritz's Soup and Salad Detective Agency. This is Gumshoes and Dragons. And this week is nuts. I'm GPC, your guest, DM, Anthony Birch is the damn murderer, Aaron Keefe is playing moose, Adel Rify is playing a completely new character, and our guest, Detective, is Dan Lipper.

What the hell?

Well, in a pretty little Zinigal Golden Lake, there's no policy of punishing the reprobates,

so criminal solve crimes to rehabilitate, and that's what our heroes will do.

You got brass cap, a minotore orphan, moose is a gnome who is covered in leaves smooth

a given there ain't no case can't be saw by these three yeah you do

cremasses established the stage's been lit I cramped in all the exposition that these

measures can fit it's time to roll some dice and get this mystery fixed gun shoes

and drag us we open outside the Fritz's soup and salad detective agency.

It is a time of goodbyes, however temporary that may be, because this weekend, Moose

is going to the Tower of Reformation.

Moose is wearing what really looks like he's about to go off to summer camp clothes, and he has like a big backpack in his hiking boots. Did you bring your soaps? Did you bring any of your soaps? I know how much you like your soaps. I didn't bring a single thing of soap. I completely forgot. I was just making up the thing about you liking soaps. I have no idea if you like soaps. I'm so nervous, too., can I have one of your t-shirts so I have something that smells like you in there? Just in case. I'm a ghost. Right, so I guess I'm really asking for one of, I just whoever's left, I guess. I just have the one I take off the t-shirt and hand it to you. Just bring it back. I smell it and I wince, but now it feels awkward to give it back, so I hold on to it. Well, next time you see me, I'll probably be pretty fit. I don't think that's hell. Yeah, okay. And what does it hurt for me to say, yeah, okay, as well? I'm gonna miss you guys. I'm actually quite nervous to go back in there. I, yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I'm scared. Maybe, yeah, if only someone was coming with me. I'd say let's do a group hug, but, um, brass, you can't touch us or else you could kill us. Oh, that's right. Yeah, go inside you and, hey, listen, moose, first day there, find the biggest guy, go up there, get to know him, say, hey, you're a big guy, look out for me, huh? That way, the big guy kind of follows you around, it kind of knows your name. Cool. Hey, you're a big guy. Look out for me, huh? Yeah, exactly. Okay. You got this. Spoof? Oh, no. That advice was from both of us. We picked that out together. He bought the card, I signed it. Yeah. Great. Well, I guess unless one of you wants to come in here with me, this is goodbye. I might pop in, but... Shit, yeah, you totally can. Do what I want. I'm a ghost. You take care. All right. I love you. We love you.

Spoof?

Oh, yeah. That was for me as well.

Oh, my God.

So Moose goes to the local Golden Lake horse station where rather than a carriage that's

pulled by horses, there's just like a big horse that carries people around.

It's just one of the fun little

idiosyncrasies of our fantasy world that we've created here at Gumshees and Dragons. And you get

a bow or the big horse and head towards the Tower of Reformation, a spire that gleams with a potential

and the hope of redemption for anybody within. because despite the accidental lapses I've used

in saying cops and jail, we don't have any of those in Golden Lake.

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