#15: I Plead the Fifth (Edition) w/ Matt Young & Arnie Niekamp
Gumshoes & Dragons
Gumshoes and Dragons
5.0 • 609 Ratings
🗓️ 2 March 2026
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Summary
Hello from the Magic Court Room! This week our guests are Matt & Arnie and they are playing the same guy (kinda). And for the first time our heroes find themselves in the court room. Can they prove their innocence? Is that even what we are doing here? You'll have to listen to find out!
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Guest Murderers
Matt Young
Arnie Niekamp
Your DM
Anthony Burch
Starring
Adal Rifai
Editor
Casey Toney
Theme by:
Arne Parrott
Produced by:
John Patrick Coan
Episode Artwork by:
Paige Kilcullen
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| 0:00.0 | Within the fantasy city of Golden Lake, the spells are expensive, life is cheap, and murders are everywhere. |
| 0:07.6 | These are the cases of the Fritz's soup-and-salad detective agency. |
| 0:11.1 | This is Gums Shoes and Dragons, starring Allerify as Brass Kemp, John Patrick Cohen as Spoof McNivins, and Aaron Keith as Moose. |
| 0:19.3 | This week's guests are Matt Young and Arnie Neacamp. Well, in a pretty little city got Golden Lake, there's no policy of punishing the reprobates, so criminal solve crimes to rehabilitate, and that's what our heroes will do. You got brass cap, a minotore orphan, moose is a gnome who is covered in leaves. Smooth a given. Smooth a given. |
| 0:38.3 | There ain't no case can't be saw by these three. |
| 0:40.3 | Try it. |
| 0:41.3 | I give you crampuses established. |
| 0:42.3 | The stage's been lit. |
| 0:43.3 | I've cramped in all the exposition that these measures can fit. |
| 0:45.3 | It's time to roll some dice and get this mystery fixed. |
| 0:48.3 | Gun shoes and drag us. |
| 0:51.3 | And so. Dragon When we last left you, Jacob, your parole officer had realized, along with all the other |
| 1:04.0 | cops present at your party, that Brass Camp was dead, and the corpse you were propping up |
| 1:09.7 | in weekend at Bernisengeng was in fact a corpse. |
| 1:12.6 | So we're just going to go ahead and jump forward in time to the two of you, Spoove and Moose, are in court. |
| 1:21.6 | And you are waiting for your public defender to come in because you presumably could not afford a proper |
| 1:29.0 | lawyer. Is there anything you want to say to each other? You're in handcuffs, obviously. Well, |
| 1:33.7 | yeah, anything you want to say to each other before something happens? Well, first of all, Anthony, |
| 1:38.4 | super rude of you to assume that our finances are so that we cannot afford a lawyer. |
| 2:01.0 | I apologize. I mean, you were correct. You happen to be corrected in this instance. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's just like kind of the rudest assumption you could make. Yeah, that's fair. Guy Burses into the courtroom. The name's Merlin D'Antonio, magic lawyer. Sorry, I think, go ahead. I sort of usher him away with my head. |
| 2:03.3 | I sort of nod for him to hit the road. |
| 2:06.0 | Moose has, like, put fresh leaves on his hat and coat, and his freshly shaved hair is, like, shalacked back, probably with his own spit. |
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