In the fantasy city of Golden Lake, the horses can talk, the lore is inconsistent, and murder is everywhere to be found.

These are the cases of Fritz's Soup and Salad Detective Agency.

This is Gumshoes and Dragons.

Starring Alarify as Brass Kemp, Aaron Keefe as Moose, and John Patrick Cohen as Spoof McNivins.

This week's guest is Elizabeth Andrew.

Well, in a pretty little Zinigal Golden Lake, there's no policy of punishing the

revrobate, so criminal solve crimes to rehabilitate, and that's what our heroes will do.

You got brass kept, a minotore orphan, moose is a gnome who is covered in leaves.

Smooth McNivots.

Smooth a given. There ain't no case. Can't be saw by these three.

Try. Yeah.

Magnifices established. The stage's been lit. I've cramped in all the exposition that these

measures can fit. It's time to roll some dice and get this mystery fixed.

Gun shoes and drag us. Golden Center.

Golden Lake City Hospital is in the center of a large pit in the western district of the town.

There is a good lore reason for this that's too complex to get into and has nothing to do with referencing a TV show. Welcome to the pit. The head nurse on duty says to you three,

well, two of you and a ghost and a demon who asked to come along because he was bored. I'm Caitlin Villano, says the nurse, which is a name that was sent to us by Caitlin Valano. Thank

you, Caitlin. She looks very, very upset and nervous. The scene is this way. It's the doctor

is on call there now. He can answer your questions. On the way to the crime scene, you pass a room

holding several large esoteric machines and a half-full waiting room right across the hall from it. You also walk past a closed door with a nameplate on it reading Dr. Peppers. You also headbast a room with a shitload of lockers in it and nurses getting into their pale blue cloaks, collecting their supplies for the day, and so on. Caitlin leads you into a lamplit room with two beds in it separated by a curtain.

In what bed sits?

Elizabeth, who sits in that bed?

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