16: Nigel's First Gold Digger
HAIYAA with Nigel Ng
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 693 Ratings
🗓️ 30 March 2022
⏱️ 41 minutes
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Summary
Nigel recently met his first gold digger and Matt nearly got scammed while trying to sell a coffee table online. Elsewhere Nigel reveals even more evidence that he lives rent free in Jamie Oliver's mind...
0:00 - Will Smith slapped Chris Rock
6:00 - Nigel goes for dinner with his ex wife and meeting his first gold digger
11:00 - Matt nearly gets scammed
19:50 - Why Nigel doesn't think people should have savings
26:05 - Uncle Roger reviewing porn
32:39 - Teaching girls how to be good gold diggers
36:01 - Listener email
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | You know that remember the Kim Kardashian clip? |
| 0:01.6 | Maybe I just need to get up at a work. |
| 0:03.0 | I see somebody in people who don't want to work. |
| 0:04.9 | Women need to get the ass off and work. |
| 0:07.5 | I'm on Kim's side. |
| 0:08.3 | I'm like, yeah, a lot of women, based on my life experience, |
| 0:11.0 | they just want to take my money and they don't want to work. |
| 0:13.3 | So what? |
| 0:13.9 | I'm surprised not more people on Kim's side. |
| 0:26.4 | Hello, nieces and nephews, and welcome back to the Ha'ya podcast. |
| 0:29.7 | We are recording today a bit earlier. |
| 0:32.5 | Builders are in, so I apologize if you hear any noise. |
| 0:35.7 | And I woke up to the Oscars. |
| 0:38.9 | And I woke up to Will Smith punching Chris Rock. |
| 0:41.4 | That's very exciting. |
| 0:43.8 | I haven't felt this excited in a long time. |
| 0:45.2 | That's what America's known for. |
| 0:45.8 | Right? |
| 0:50.3 | This kind of like over-the-top displays of craziness, of violence. |
| 0:53.9 | And there's so many people I follow on Twitter who are like, |
| 0:57.5 | male violence is never a joking matter. |
| 1:03.1 | The people who laugh, the people who make memes about Will Smith punching Chris Rock, |
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