15: How Jamie Oliver Can Win Nigel's Respect

HAIYAA with Nigel Ng

All Things Comedy

Stand-up, Comedy, Self-improvement, Education

4.8 • 693 Ratings

🗓️ 23 March 2022

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Nigel has announced one of the biggest gigs of his career to round up the Haiyaa World Tour at the Hammersmith Apollo and has realised it's the perfect opportunity for Jamie Oliver to take his revenge. Elsewhere Nigel responds to a listener comment who believes that Nigel is bullying Producer Matt.

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0:00 - Canada visa trouble

5:58 - Announcing Hammersmith Apollo show and horrible hotel experience

10:32 - Why guns have a bad reputation

16:44 - Does Nigel bully Producer Matt?

28:12 - How Jamie Oliver can earn Nigel’s respect

34:08 - Nigel is done dating 20 year olds

40:01 - Responding to listener voice note

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Transcript

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0:00.0	If Jamie wanted to pull a prank on me, he could buy all 3,000 tickets and nobody shows up.
0:04.6	That would be sick.
0:06.0	And I'd have if Jamie filmed it and it was just him in the audience as well.
0:09.5	That would be amazing.
0:11.5	I would be like, hats off, Jamie.
0:13.8	So Jamie Oliver, if you want to do that to me, it will win my respect.
0:23.7	All right, niece and nephews.
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0:36.4	That's H-A-I-Y-A-A. That's our first sponsor, Matt.
0:41.2	Woo! Woo! Big step for the pot. Big thing.
0:44.1	Always nice to got a first sponsor. So yes, finally I can pay Matt.
0:48.2	He's been working for free this whole time.
0:51.0	I've been waiting so long.
0:52.3	Yes. Finally, this ball grooming company has, you know,
0:56.0	allowed you to get paid. So good work. Good work to both of us. But it's good to be back in my
1:01.2	house. I've been traveling a lot on the road. I was in Edinburgh, Glasgow and Newcastle last week.
1:06.8	So, whew, it's a lot. And I am supposed to fly out Thursday to Toronto.
1:12.4	This episode comes out Wednesday, right?
1:13.9	Yeah, I'm supposed to fly out Thursday.
1:16.0	But it's not looking likely because my Canadian visa, Canadian work visa, hasn't been approved.
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