17: Stop Moaning About Your Parents In Therapy!
HAIYAA with Nigel Ng
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 693 Ratings
🗓️ 6 April 2022
⏱️ 43 minutes
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Summary
Join the Uncle Roger/Nigel Ng discord! https://discord.gg/2WT3gfc2Qw
Nigel is in Philadelphia as part of his North American leg of the Haiyaa World Tour but that doesn't mean he hasn't had time to be frustrated with society. Top of his agenda this week are Asian kids who moan about their parents in therapy and the terrible plotlines in the porn aimed at men.
0:00 - Meeting Ramen Lord
8:04 - Listener email
16:54 - Americans mistaking the UK for being chic
33:01 - Female centric porn
38:40 - Nigel's imposter Go see
Nigel on tour: https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Asian kids who grew up in the West, they all like, my mom and dad were absent in my life and never listened. |
| 0:05.1 | Bitch, she's working. |
| 0:06.7 | She's poor. |
| 0:07.6 | She's just trying to not starve. |
| 0:09.4 | She grew up in a famine. |
| 0:10.7 | She grew up in a Vietnam war zone. |
| 0:12.7 | She escaped. |
| 0:13.7 | And you're like, oh, my mom, she doesn't listen. |
| 0:15.7 | She escaped Nam. |
| 0:16.9 | Hello, nieces and nephews. |
| 0:17.9 | Welcome back to Haia podcast. I am talking to you guys from Philadelphia, Philadelphia, PA in Pennsylvania, my hotel room here in Philly. |
| 0:29.9 | And not a great hotel room, first of all. |
| 0:32.1 | I was in Hoxton, Chicago, which is a much nicer place. |
| 0:35.9 | But in Philly, here, the location's great. |
| 0:39.1 | The hotel room's a bit Spartan. |
| 0:40.9 | You know, it's a bit too modern, too many sharp edges. |
| 0:43.9 | It makes it feel like a box. |
| 0:45.3 | You see, I live in a new build. |
| 0:48.2 | I feel like I live in a new build, you know? |
| 0:49.6 | Let me show the listeners. |
| 0:51.2 | Look at that. |
| 0:51.6 | Look at the sharp, right-angle corners corners and it's just very unnerving. |
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