#16: Fictional Crushes

The Snark Tank

Snark Tank

Video Games, Comedy, Society & Culture, Leisure

4.8 • 860 Ratings

🗓️ 9 April 2020

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

What was your first fictional crush? What influenced the goth girl trend of the 2000s? What was our most painful experience? What were the best movies of all time? Is Shrek 2 the best sequel ever crafted? Yes. It is. Why does Sweeny want to harm all who approach him? Would we set foot in Jurassic Park if Jeff Goldblum was guaranteed? Why was Dragon Ball Super so ... eh? Do British rappers inherently suck? Why does Gears of War 2 STILL have the best horde mode in any game ever? Has this pandemic made us all incels? Find out on todays horrible sounding episode of The Snark Tank! Some audio issues in this episode due to a primary discord recording (mostly Sweeny) but these issues are already resolved for next time. Thanks for your support. Enjoy the shitshow.

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0:00.0	Tick-T-T-T knows the day can be long, so here's some nice words to give you a little refresh.
0:07.0	Tranquility.
0:10.0	Breeze.
0:13.0	Whiffle.
0:15.0	Fresh.
0:17.0	Onomatapia.
0:20.0	Tickle.
0:23.4	Dandelion.
0:26.1	Hmm. Lovely.
0:27.3	Tick-Tac.
0:29.2	A gentle little refresh.
0:32.9	There's something special about Clayton hotels.
0:34.9	It's me. The way they treat me, wherever I stay, whatever I need.
0:39.6	Because their focus is always on me.
0:42.4	And you know what?
0:43.6	When you visit a Clayton Hotel, their focus will be on you too.
0:48.1	Unless I'm there, of course.
0:50.2	Save on every room every night when you click on Clayton at Claytonhotels.com.
0:55.7	Clayton Hotels, our focus is always you.
1:00.2	Hey, look, he's a little dead mean.
1:02.6	Fuck you to me on me.
1:04.5	They sing, you can't so close me when I'm all ring.
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