#17: Film Failures

The Snark Tank

Snark Tank

Video Games, Comedy, Society & Culture, Leisure

4.8 • 860 Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2020

⏱️ 112 minutes

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Summary

Can your brain understand having your heart ripped out? Is Tom Sweeny a genuine sociopath? Will teleporters kill us? What is it like going to Black People Church? Gears of War 5 is actually kinda good? Are games harder or easier to play now that we're older and smarter, yet more feeble and weak? Do dogs understand violence? Should cunnilingus have a bubblegum flavor? (jesus christ) Would you want to experience true blindness? What was the worst film? Dragon Ball Evolution? Catwoman? Or Avatar: The Last Airbender? The competition is fierce this Easter! Sorry about literally everything you're gonna hear. NOTE: This episode won't have the names at the end, but the public feed will have it. Editing this was a nightmare due to discord completely fucking our audio. It's better now than last time though. Will be working to make audio as crystal clear as possible. Thanks again for your support in these trying times.

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0:00.0	Hey, look, he's a little dead mean.
0:02.5	I'm a bitch.
0:04.4	Hey, you can fuck with me.
0:06.2	What I'm all right.
0:07.0	I'm here.
0:08.0	Hey, look, I hope it's great.
0:10.7	I'm going to be.
0:11.5	I'm going to be a snack tank podcast.
0:15.3	It's me, Chris, Raygun.
0:17.6	And I'm here with everybody that you expect to be here at this point.
0:21.0	I'm here.
0:21.6	Oh, yeah.
0:22.6	Is your boy.
0:23.7	Is your boy?
0:24.7	What's popping?
0:25.6	We're still social distancing at the moment.
0:31.1	So bear with us as the world crumbles.
0:35.0	I figured we'll just jump into some shit right off of that. No reason to dwell on the sadness. Absolutely. Because every video I see now just starts off with a, you sure are some crazy times. Yeah, it's getting really annoying being sad. So let's just talk about some bullshit. So I put up a, I put up a thread for every podcast that we do on the Patreon,
1:00.7	Patreon. Patreon.com slash the Star Tank.
1:02.1	And I think it's $5 patrons can ask questions.
1:06.8	I didn't do that this week because we had one thread up for like two weeks, and there's still a lot of questions from that thread that are worth going into.
1:15.1	So I figured we'd just jump into those.
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