#15: Snowflake and Safespace

The Snark Tank

Snark Tank

Video Games, Comedy, Society & Culture, Leisure

4.8 • 860 Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2020

⏱️ 125 minutes

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Summary

Doom Eternal and Animal Crossing are out to save us from the unyielding contagion! Why is the Gamecube controller the worst controller? Why did Marvel just make the worst superheroes ever imaginable? The best movie licensed games? Will humans fly off the Earth if it abruptly stops spinning? Two non scientists weigh in! What are our most plausible conspiracy theories? Why does Chris like fevers? Would we fuck pokemon? I hate this. All this and more on the most ignorant episode of the podcast yet.

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0:00.0	I will arise and go now and go to...
0:03.4	To have my tea?
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0:14.0	and claim your free young driver's L&N pack.
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0:29.4	to learn more. T's the C's apply. Super Value car insurance is underwritten by AXA. Axe Insurance stack and Super Value Financial Service Act trading as Super Value Insurance are regulated by the Central Bank of Ireland.
0:40.2	Hey, look, he'd say, well, dead mean.
0:42.5	Fuck you, me, oh, me.
0:44.4	I see, you can so close me.
0:46.2	What a hurry.
0:47.1	Fuck you.
0:47.7	Oh me.
0:49.0	Hey, look, I hope it's great.
0:50.7	I don't know.
0:51.3	I'm fucking.
0:52.5	Hey, everybody. Welcome to the Snark Tank podcast. It's me. I'm Chris and I'm joined again by Tom Sweeney and Derek's back. He's not dead.
1:01.7	Yay.
1:02.8	Unfortunately. Clap it up. You didn't get the big sleep. I try. Lord knows I tried. Lord knows.
1:11.4	Sometimes I hold my breath all day.
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