It is recording.

Cording.

Let's do a podcast in it now.

I've got a snotty nose.

There's a lot of that going round, and it got to me as well.

Got to me.

I've a feeling run down all week, well, last week.

Well, I might have given you this Invincible Cold.

I think it's because I've begun commuting again,

and I've opened up my immune system to all of these beasties. It's not a clever. Airborne beasties. I'm usually really good at avoiding that stuff. This one's just got me. I've just had to remember to wash my hands a lot more often than I used to. Yeah. Because, you know, I don't mind covering my own hands in piss and shit

because I'm just plodding them around my own walls and bed. Now, I've got other people's piss and shit to content with. Yeah, and you don't want to rub your bell end on the... On the surfaces that you're touching on the commute. Yeah, it's covered in piss and shit. I just wondered what you were getting up to on the commute. No, you don't do that on the trains, no.

An important thing is you don't rub your you were getting up to on the commute. No, you don't do that on the trains, no.

An important thing is you don't rub your bell end on the windows on the train. Don't rub your bell end on the wind. It's a uncoily smear that can't be got from any other part of the body. Well, no, it's because people lean back when they're sitting on it. They lean back and they kind of, their head and their hair. You see there there's smudge of greasy smudge next to windows on seats where people just rest their head against the window. And it means you'll get that on your dick. Yeah. And you don't want that in the last place you want it. So that's why you don't do it. Which episode is this episode of the regular features podcast? You're listening to the regular features podcast. And this is episode who gives a damn?

I think it's 157.

I'm going to go for that on that.

Can we play bingo? Is it just guess? Oh, it's 158? No, okay, you say 157. You say hi, I'll say low. I know I'm wrong, but at least we all guaranteed winner that way. I can't stand betting where there's not a guaranteed winner.

Well, I think it's always fun when we deliberate on which episode number it is at the beginning of an episode. I think it's fun for us and for the readers. We can see it on their phone. Looking down on their phone, knowing the number. Yeah, they've got that advantage, though. It's not really fair. We can't really be compared to them we're not

like them we're not time lords actually talking about being like them and having a

nice time we haven't actually done a podcast since our last live show

huber stank no we have it yeah who are stank you're trying out new exclamations

yeah yeah yeah stank panda Panorama. Jeremy Clarkson.

Giff lemons.

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