159 • Big Beacon: Chapters 13 to 16
MONKEY TENNIS - The Alan Partridge Fan Podcast
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🗓️ 8 April 2025
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Summary
ITV gets kicked, Chiles gets evaluated and 'chav' gets revisited this week. We also tread carefully through Alan's big sex scene and peek into Lynn's therapy sessions, before Keys and Gray enter the fray. Will it be chips?
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| 0:00.0 | I am hopping mad and I want something in the middle. Aha! Y'absolutely, y'y, absolutely. Monkey tennis? Bring, bring. There's a new chat in town. I had the last laugh. Don't! Monkey tennis? Little pierced my foot on a spike. With a chuckle, with a chuckle. Oh. Monkey tennis? Radical, awesome. Mega. B-Bongy tennis? tennis okay where's my assistant i do not know monkey tennis |
| 0:27.8 | edmunds is a total wazook of a guy yes yes yes yes and yes it's hotter than the sun they said |
| 0:33.2 | oh the hell is that look and this is great answer Yeah. Monkey Tennis, back of the net. |
| 0:38.9 | The people who enjoy Alan Partridge will enjoy this podcast. |
| 0:42.6 | The people who've never got it still won't get it. |
| 0:45.6 | Hello, friends, and welcome back to Monkey Tennis, the Alan Partridge fan podcast, where we're |
| 0:49.7 | making our way through Alan's third book, Big Beacon. |
| 0:52.4 | And we've got opinions and ideas and questions |
| 0:55.8 | rattling around, like, if only there was a good simile for it. Anyway, I'm Adam Brooks, and I'm |
| 1:01.6 | joined by Tom Dark. I have never felt more Charles. Nick Alder. I felt vital, free, fizzing, |
| 1:09.0 | and good. And Tom Stab, three words. |
| 1:13.3 | Big Dick Energy. |
| 1:15.9 | So, we're up to the chapter titled, |
| 1:19.1 | neither chums nor eggs, |
| 1:20.8 | and we're still firmly in the capable hands of Mr. Nick Holder. |
| 1:24.3 | Hands. |
| 1:25.2 | Hands. |
| 1:25.8 | You're in my hands. |
| 1:28.0 | Well, I think we were up to chapter 13. |
| 1:32.1 | No, chapter 12. |
| 1:33.2 | See, it's a good start. |
| 1:34.7 | So we're moving to chapter 13, neither chums nor eggs. |
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