158 • Big Beacon: Chapters 9 to 12
MONKEY TENNIS - The Alan Partridge Fan Podcast
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🗓️ 1 April 2025
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Summary
Alan's 50 grand rebrand, Lynn's bigotry and Adam's egg matrix all come under scrutiny this week. Also discussed: Bash Street Kids, bunny ears, and Benfield: Attorney at Law. We're SURE that the way we MITCHUM the LYNX between Scissored Isle and Big Beacon will NIVEA be bested.
Bonus content fun: Nick's Mega Friends Themed Playlist
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| 0:00.0 | I am hopping mad and I want something in the middle. Aha! Y'absolutely, y'y, absolutely. Monkey tennis? Bring, bring. There's a new chat in town. I had the last laugh. Don't! Monkey tennis? Little pierced my foot on a spike. With a chuckle, with a chuckle. Oh. Monkey tennis? Radical, awesome. Mega. B-Bongy tennis? tennis okay where's my assistant i do not know monkey tennis |
| 0:27.8 | edmunds is a total wazook of a guy yes yes yes yes and yes it's hotter than the sun they said |
| 0:33.2 | oh the hell is that look and this is great answer Yeah. Monkey Tennis, back of the net. |
| 0:38.9 | The people who enjoy Alan Partridge will enjoy this podcast. |
| 0:42.6 | The people who've never got it still won't get it. |
| 0:45.6 | Hello again, friends, and welcome to Monkey Tennis, the Alan Partridge fan podcast, |
| 0:49.8 | where we're breezing our way through Big Beacon and the atmosphere is jovial. |
| 0:54.9 | Cairns have been opened, laughs have been shared. |
| 0:57.1 | It's more like Big Beer Can, am I right? |
| 0:59.4 | I'm Adam Brooks and I'm joined by Tom Dark. |
| 1:01.9 | I'm not just buying the property Willy-Nilly. |
| 1:04.0 | I've come here to add real value. |
| 1:06.6 | Nick Alder. |
| 1:07.6 | In the ocean, the quiet ocean, the whale sleeps tonight. |
| 1:14.7 | And Tom Stab. |
| 1:17.0 | Guys, guys, guys, what are you talking about? |
| 1:20.4 | It's me, Ali Pally, you homey from Detali. |
| 1:24.7 | So yes, welcome back to our run-through of Alan's third book, Big Beacon. |
| 1:29.3 | We're currently 25% of the way through, which means that I'm no longer at the helm |
| 1:34.0 | and passing the battle on over to Nick to kick us off with the first chapter this episode, |
| 1:38.7 | Fisherman's Friends. |
| 1:40.5 | Well, I think just as a bit of setup, I consider myself very much the sidekick Simon to your mainstay hosting, Alan, which means that I'll be taking a slightly sideways look at the book. |
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